January 2012
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i want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde...
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s;
skyscr4p3r:
You know you’re a lesbian when; You put your finger in it instead.
I kinda did both
lmfao, gpoy.
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i love when
people reblog almost every post, but they get it from other blogs instead of your own.
it’s like, why? are you embarrassed? do you hate me?
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
December 2011
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currently unfucking my habitat.
i recommend this blog for awesome tips and motivation!
http://unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com
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followers:
i’ve been thinking. what is the “normal” proportion of blogs that followe you to blogs you’re following?
i’m afraid i follow way too many blogs, and i try to purge some of them every now and then, but i usually end up following even more than i started with within a week or so.
my follower count is about 250, but i follow 694 blogs. yeah.
so my proportion is...
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ALL FEMINISTS HATE DA MENZ
– People who don’t know shit about feminism (via anticapitalist)
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wugs:
#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
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quazza:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
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we were going to watch Inglourious Basterds...
haha yeah…. i know. anyways, i was super excited, as that movie is on my top five favorite movies of ALL TIIIMEE list!
so we get to this scene:
and my mom gets up and leaves. she apparently doesn’t “get it” and thinks it’s just awful, even though this whole film is a magnificent work of art. [i even did a final paper on it for my Holocaust in Film class and got...