my twelve year-old brother continues to astound me.

he has an iPod touch and he gets to use my dad’s iPad for school. in the past week, he has:

• sent me a text from an app on his iPod at two in the morning that says “DOPE BOY”
• downloaded hundreds of songs, one of which is called “Bitch Suck Dick”
• spent $866 on my parent’s credit card, which he entered into iTunes himself, on songs and in-app purchases
• caused my parents to have to cancel their credit card twice because they thought it was legitimate credit card fraud

what a DIIICKK