my parents are bashing Obama and gun control right now and i’m just sitting here like
- “every school needs an armed policeman. multiple armed policemen…. put them at the malls. put them at the theatres. put them at the temples.”
- “Obama can’t take our guns!” [btw we have no guns in the house….?]
- “the NRA can do something about guns but Obama can’t”
- “Obama said guns aren’t safe but he walks around with the Secret Service and they all have guns”
I don’t think Obama is perfect and I don’t blindly trust him
but Romney is contradictory, homophobic, sexist, against Planned Parenthood, anti-abortion, focused on the upper class, entirely confused as to what the middle class even IS, environmentally unconcerned, and an asshole
Jim Lehrer: Badass Moderator
Jim Lehrer moderates the shit out of the Presidential debate.
it’s like i broke up with obama and he’s not taking it well
He keeps saying it’s the absolute last time he’s going to ask me to dinner and it keeps being a lie.
You think Obama’s bad? Biden wants to take me out for a cup of coffee.
And Michelle was having trouble getting a birthday card signed.
You’d think she’d leave me alone after that, but …
So much pressure.
It’s like I broke up with Barack Obama and his BFF Joe Biden is trying to get with me and Barack’s new girlfriend Michelle is really nice to me and says I’m sooooo sweet to help with his birthday party and I really don’t want to tell her that Barack isn’t over me yet and she should move on with her life. Caught in an awkward love triangle with the POTUS.
i’m glad i’m not the only one that has noticed the weird vibes in the emails!
Actual headline on FOX Nation.
I blame @modestholdings for this. But to quote Shep Smith, this is the president, now in the 21st Century. (Taken with instagram)
“Women are not an interest group. They are mothers, and daughters, and sisters, and wives. They are half of this country and they are perfectly capable of making their own choices about health.” - President Obama