precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

(via -hewastheirfriend)

photo

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via teethmark)

photo

angry-comics:

THIS IS VERY DISAPPOINTING

angry-comics:

THIS IS VERY DISAPPOINTING

musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
photo

maariamph:

My headcanon

maariamph:

My headcanon

photo

photo

(Source: jimmybanh)

photo

How I view religion - Imgur

How I view religion - Imgur

photo

lickystickypickywe:

Obligatory Saturday feline.

lickystickypickywe:

Obligatory Saturday feline.

photos

photo

alittlesmackerel:

Demetri Martin Daily Drawing

alittlesmackerel:

Demetri Martin Daily Drawing

audio

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it

(Source: hoganlenderson, via jumpandtouchtheskywalker)

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via jumpandtouchtheskywalker)